Thursday, August 25, 2005
Scrawled 1:03 AM
The SRS is getting on my nerves, especially one or two of its members.
heres more about the SRS
The SRS is the most elite crack team of rejects and social outcasts there are around. Their name SRS stands for social rejects society, which was not the name we gave them. Instead the name was coined by their leader which we will talk about soon enough.
They are a force to be reckoned with, the members of SRS are far more proud and stuck up than an orchestra conductor despite their social standing. Infact it is one of the cornerstones in their mentality, that all is wrong except the SRS which is in fact very much otherwise.
Its leader's name is withheld for privacy's sake, but to many he is known as BA(pork), FAT ONE and other queer names that emphasize on his size. His henchmen revere him as a priests would a god. They follow his every beck, command and whim, one might have been tempted to think that these would be but just mindless zombies. In turn he shelters them from the society from whence they were rejected (for MILLIONS of reasons), he too allows them to tear at the scraps under his dining table (very huge scraps mind you, enough to feed a city).
Next comes his lieutanant, Miss russia (actually a guy but thats the only nickname i know of.), Some say he has the gift of gab, most say he is irratating however all agree that he should shut up. It is said that he once talked an old man to death, and that his head turns into a dog if you looked into his eyes for a minute (please do not try that anywhere).
The next member is understood to be the slave of the group, he is mistreated with extreme prejudice within the group and outside. But he choose to remain faithful by his masters side for protection and maybe out of loyalty, like all good dogs do. Also know as the MIAN (noodles), Noodler, Squishthumbs and F**ktart. His victims are mostly girls whom he has fallen in love with, yes this slave actually falls in love. He will first attempt to strike up a boring conversation, making them think that he's withholding something and that he is mysterious. Next he will proceed to stick to you like glue, ruining your life, your privacy, your intrest and everything else. Stay away at all costs
Last but not least is the wietnam foreigner, who is not infact a social reject but had accepted into the group by the leader. This person wields a deadly aresenal of huge shrimps and miniscule lobsters fresh from vietnam. He is nice most of the time but has no idea about what teamwork is about.
Next time we'll talk about how they were formed. I need my sleep.
GL training today. Very fun. Anyway poor joyce take it easy aye? Slack more! haha. Oh and lyehuat, it should be much easier to read now kay? feedback. Thanks all.
